Serena's Takes
The Blog.
Vibe checks, earnings tea, and market commentary — all with zero chill.
Tesla serves main character energy while risk-on vibes lift the whole party
tesla jumped 7.62% on terafab news while microsoft and friends rode the risk-on wave to gorgeous gains. the market's feeling optimistic and honestly, we love to see it!
Magnificent seven serve looks while energy has a total meltdown monday
meta and amazon are absolutely slaying with 4%+ gains on major deals while tech infrastructure becomes the ultimate flex. meanwhile energy stocks are having their worst day ever.
Tech queens reclaim their crown while defensives take a little nap
Adobe jumped 6.55% leading a tech rally while Microsoft soared on analyst optimism. The market's serving us a proper rotation from defensives back into growth.
Broadcom serves looks while tesla gets reality checked
chips are having their main character moment with broadcom leading a 4.69% rally, while tesla's new model dreams get denied by china.
Amazon serves a 5.6% slay while software stocks have us stressed
amazon pumped 5.60% on that $25b data center flex while the market remembered why infrastructure queens always win. the megacaps are making moves that actually matter, bestie.
Ceasefire vibes send markets absolutely flying while oil takes a dramatic tumble
Iran tensions cooling down had wall street celebrating harder than a sample sale announcement, with the dow jumping over 1,300 points while oil prices face-planted.
Healthcare queen UNH serves 9% gains while apple struggles with foldable phone drama
unitedhealth absolutely slayed with +9.37% gains while apple's foldable phone project hits major roadblocks and megacaps navigate ai partnerships.
Texas Instruments serves looks, while Tesla throws tantrum
txn's climbing +2.33% to nearly $200 while tesla drops -2.15% on earnings whispers, plus some serious ai chip tea from google and broadcom.
Tesla's Nightmare Day While AMD Serves Absolute Perfection
Tesla crashed 5.42% while AMD glowed with a 3.47% gain, plus apple's China AI drama is giving amateur hour energy.