Weekly Market Intelligence
The tea drops
every Sunday.
Serena's weekly newsletter hits your inbox before markets open Monday. Hot takes on what's moving, what's flopping, and which earnings calls had the most unhinged vibes of the week.
- Weekly earnings tea — rewritten as drama
- Top 5 vibe-checked stocks of the week
- Red flag radar — who's being sus
- One deep-dive pick with full Serena analysis
- The "it's giving meh" list — stocks to ignore
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Preview: Last Week's Issue
☕ NVDA is that girl, TSLA needs therapy, and GME is in its flop era
"Okay so this week in markets was truly a lot. NVDA reported and honestly she ate. Like, not just ate — she cleaned the plate and asked for seconds..."