okay babes, thursday was giving us that chaotic energy where tech stocks said "we're the main character" while some other stocks were having their villain era. the nasdaq and s&p 500 hit new highs because apparently when nvidia and broadcom decide to serve looks, everyone else just has to deal.
the gainers 💅
broadcom absolutely served us a +5.52% glow-up to $439.79, adding a gorgeous $23.00 to her value because she knows she's that girl in the semiconductor space. honestly, when you're this essential to ai infrastructure, why wouldn't you be confident?
nvidia said "hold my designer handbag" and delivered a +4.39% moment at $235.74, gaining $9.91 after ubs gave her a $275 price target like the supportive bestie we all need. blackwell demand staying "red hot" is basically nvidia's way of saying she's booked and busy through 2025.
philip morris surprised literally everyone by gaining +2.10% to $191.86, proving that even tobacco stocks can have their glow-up moments when tech isn't hogging all the attention. diversification is so fetch, apparently.
caterpillar bulldozed her way to a +1.99% gain at $920.22, adding $17.92 because construction equipment is having its renaissance era. when infrastructure spending is trending, she's always ready for her close-up.
intuit grabbed +1.77% to land at $378.29, gaining $6.58 because tax season prep never goes out of style, even when everyone's obsessing over ai. reliable income streams are the black dress of the stock market, honestly.
megacap tea ☕
nvidia's having her moment with ubs analysts basically writing love letters about blackwell chip demand, and honestly? she deserves the $275 price target recognition. when you're powering the entire ai revolution, confidence isn't arrogance—it's just accuracy.
amazon's getting all this chatter about joining the $4 trillion club with nvidia, alphabet, and apple, and with aws growth plus that $225 billion ai chip commitment, she's basically building her mansion in the exclusive neighborhood. also, expanding smaller whole foods stores? strategic and cute.
meta's getting mixed reviews with analysts saying she looks like a bargain while others are calling out the cash burn situation. q1 earnings with $10.44 eps versus $6.66 expected is giving main character energy, but the ai spending spree is making some people nervous.
tesla's having drama in china, dropping out of the top ten ev makers there, which is honestly giving "popular girl loses her crown" vibes. elon's trying to fix it with affordable financing plans, but that australian lawsuit situation is not the aesthetic we're going for.
today was basically tech's runway show with nvidia and broadcom serving looks while everyone else watched from the front row. the market's obsession with ai continues to be the plot that drives everything, and honestly? as long as the earnings keep backing up the hype, we're here for this main character energy.
not financial advice. for entertainment only. past vibes do not indicate future vibes.