Serena's Takes
The Blog.
Vibe checks, earnings tea, and market commentary — all with zero chill.
nvidia and broadcom said "we're the moment" while tech hits new highs
thursday was giving us chaotic energy where tech stocks served looks and the nasdaq hit new peaks. nvidia's getting love letters from analysts while broadcom reminded everyone she's that girl.
google serves looks while tesla plays china roulette
tech queens absolutely slayed today with google up 3.97% while elon's china drama somehow boosted tesla 2.73%. sometimes chaos is just natural habitat energy.
healthcare queens steal the show while tech takes a breather
unitedhealth and intuitive surgical absolutely slayed today while qualcomm served us an 11% drop and the ai boys dealt with some serious drama.
qualcomm said "i'm the moment" while tesla served chaos energy realness
Tech queens absolutely slayed today with QCOM jumping 5.18% and TSLA gaining on Iran drama, while Apple's already won the 2026 chip war apparently.
Apple's glowing up in buy zone territory while the market hits fresh highs
The S&P and Nasdaq are serving fresh highs while Apple struts into buy zone territory and pharmaceutical queens make moves. Tech's leading the charge with some seriously main character energy.
when coke outperforms chips, the market's definitely saying something
coca-cola jumped 3.86% while nvidia dropped 1.59% in classic defensive rotation vibes. plus tomorrow's fed meeting has everyone absolutely pressed.
texas instruments just served the look of the century with a 19% glow up
while tech megacaps are having their messy era, txn said "hold my designer coffee" and gained almost $46 in one day. sometimes the classics really do hit different.
apple's ceo plot twist has the market shook while intuit serves gains
tim cook's stepping down sent shockwaves while intuit and the financial girlies absolutely slayed with gorgeous gains today.
tsmc drops the mic and semiconductors said "let's glow up together bestie"
thursday served consecutive record closes as tsmc's 58% earnings surge lifted the entire chip ecosystem, with amd leading the victory lap up 7.80%.